It's True. Tiger and I have had an affair for 18 months.
I've got the texts to prove it and 2 of my friends say its true. Anyone want my story so I can be famous for about 12 seconds?
Lots of golf terms, as euphemisms for Tiger's sexual antics have come to mind this week. Pardon me for chuckling, but he played his round and now he's got to score it. You can make up your own jokes, even if you don't know golf....
ball in the rough
just playing through
using a driver
plugged lie
penalty stroke
teeing off
its in the hole
putt for dough
handicapped score
sweet spot
ground under repair
short game
threesomes and foursomes
ladie's tee
open stance
cart path only
out of bounds
ball washer
up and down
ten finger grip
winter rules
Any others you can think of?
I've been lurking around my intimate hood for two days now. That's the first time in a very long time, that I've done that. I'm catching up on as many posts as I can, but its tough when you only pop in once or twice a month.
While my absence has gone largely unnoticed, life has gone on for all of you. You continue to amaze me with your strength, talent, resilliency, persistence, wit and candor. There have been some amazingly powerful posts in my hood over the last week or so....stories of life, living, death, desire and victory. It has reminded me of the "old Vox", when I couldn't wait to see my hoodies' updates from one day to the next. You had enriched my life, and I felt compelled to oblige you all with posts of my own--some humorous (at least I thought so...), some as serious as a heart attack. But, perhaps oblige isn't the right word. I was driven from within; inspired by all of you, to enlighten, entertain, create and inspire in return.
I don't know how effective I ever was at returning the favor, but I tried. And, tonight, I feel some reconnection here. I had absolutely nothing to do with it, though. It was all of you.
These past couple of days, I've felt the stark pain of a parent's death, relived a decade of incredible transformation, overcame obstacles that one should ever have to confront and shared blessings too copious to recount. And, none of any of this, happened in my life....they happened in yours, and I thank you all for sharing them with me. This week, as we celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday here in the US, I wish I had the words to properly thank each of you.
It is my sincere hope that all of you, find something, anything--even something as simple as a nomadic band of loosely connected "e-neighbors", to be grateful for this week. I certainly am.
To those outside of my (our) Voxhood, this is nothing but a lifeless cluster of electrons---barely able to be construed as 'words on a page'. To those within, this is life. This is pain. This is love. This is home.
I am thankful to be back home this Thanksgiving. Thank you for granting me the privelege of being a witness to your wonderful, amazing lives.
Love you guys...
Crush
I will be doing an interview via live streaming on the Internet with www.wcanradio.com on Hollywood today with Brad Evans on Saturday Nov 21st at 12pm EST. Oh billy, Can't wait to see your gorgeous face live streaming!
http://www.wcanradio.com/hollywood.html#
Hope everyone has a great Halloween and weekend.
Billy xoxo
at the end of it, i felt like attached to the guy in a way that i dont want it to end. it's so grippy.. keeps you in his world.. it's a true story after all.. one of the best reads ever.. at the start of it i thought to myself, if i finish reading this book, then i'll be a hero for myself.. 933 pages of tiny font! :D
the thing about it is a soul reflective book.. it's so deep in the descriptions that makes you smile, and also makes you feel sorry for the people in the story.. if you're a fan of novels and inspirational stuff, then this will help a lot..
one of the best lines i read in the book are:
"Every life, every love, every action and feeling and thought has its cause and its reason and significance: it's beginning, and the part it plays in the end. Nothing in any life, no matter how well or poorly lived, is wiser than failure and or clearer than sorrow. And in the tine, precious wisdom that the give to us, even those dread and hated enemies, suffering and failure, have their reason and their right to be."
i'm a bit emotional now.. haha!
plus, i'm losing the grip on emotions right now.. and its getting a bit harder by the day..
so this is how it goes.. i miss you guys.. and i know haven't been a good voxer.. i miss being here so much.. want to hear you stories and read them soon.. :)
